As she grew older, she tried to find her prince. Riding on a white horse, smiling sweetly and wanting to experience the magic of her true love's kiss. She waited day in and day out but there was no prince.
Like her, many girls experience fairy tale syndrome. It is a very contagious disease inflicted by Walt Disney and can cause frustration and even death in some cases. Until now, experts have no antidote for this. Tragic isn't it?
In reality, there are many reasons why you wouldn't want to end up with a prince. I hate to break it to you sweetheart but fairy tales don't exist! Even if you wait forever, your prince will never find you! There is no such thing as "happy ending".
A prince lives in a castle. He needs to be sheltered because he is fragile. He cannot defend himself. In short, he is weak. If your boyfriend was a gangster, he can protect you. He will drive every bad guy away. Cool, isn't it?
Dating in a fancy restaurant is too overrated. If your boyfriend was a gangster, you would be dating somewhere dangerous. He would make your heart go BOOM BOOM BOOM ---the same feeling you get when you smoke pot or sniff heroin and cocaine. Exciting isn't it?
If your boyfriend was a gangster, he would say exciting stories. He would tell you how many people he killed for the day and how much money he got. He would give his money to UNICEF, hoping he could help feed and send some children to school. Sweet, Isn't it?
A prince is popular with the ladies. Many girls would be attracted to him so you can never be sure if it would ONLY be you in his life. If your boyfriend was a gangster, girls wouldn't dare to come near him. Hence, he would be faithful to you. ONLY TO YOU!
If your boyfriend was a gangster, I say your boyfriend would be way cooler than your friend's LOSER boyfriend!
